In need of church banner ideas?

Hello! This may seem a bit, gee I don't know -- inappropriate! but it's an idea. So the other day I was browsing through the channels and I came across a makeover show and then near the end of the show they gathered all the friends and family of this one person they gave a makeover to and then show them how they look. Well what you can do is you can put GOD (in a silhouette) behind a curtain overlooking the Pearly Gates with clouds, add some lighting if you can plus and audience of people holding a bible and put in big bright letters "Prepare to meet your God". Oh and another thing you can do is what production companies do in live studio audience recordings of sitcoms. They have that sign in the ceiling that lights up and says "Applause". Well you can do the same but instead have it say "Praise" or something like that. Like I said, it may be inappropriate! but it's an idea. If I offended anyone sorry.