Poll: Don't u agree that masturb8ing should be a professional sport?

I think it should be. I was thinking of this idea were i can rent an indoor stadium at my local community university and host a masturbate-a-thon. Many can participate and that stadium can be filled. There can be different olympic events like endurance, target practice, how high, how far, how fast, how many times,ext. And the cheerleaders can be nude and the olympic sportsman can bring whatever masturbating material they need. Don't you agree this should be a sport? What do u think of this idea? Anything else u wanna say? Thanks!:)